hey, just wanted say welcome back to blackdevilX and one of my all time favorite FF Sonic X and the soon to be back earthwormjim for SMBZ ( he has his preiview on youtube).

oh here the new post joke:

Laundry Notes

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"

Word Scramble
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When you rearrange the letters you get:

GEORGE BUSH : : HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY : : DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST : : EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN : : BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION : : A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE : : HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES : : CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY : : IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW : : WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS : : ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT : : I ' M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES : : THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO : : TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the! Grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA : : TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Note: before you read my joke, plz indicate that i'm not making a rude joke to certain types of people and just take it as a joke and nothing serious.

Enjoy

Three men
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Three men, an American, a Russian, and a Puerto Rican, are standing on a bridge. The Russian removes a bottle of vodka from his coat, takes a sip, and then throws the bottle over the bridge.

The Puerto Rican asks, "Why did you do that? That was perfectly good bottle of vodka!"

The Russian replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."

The Puerto Rican doesn't want to be upstaged, so he removes a joint from his pocket, takes a long puff, and then throws the rest of it over the bridge.

The American exclaims, "Hey! What the hell did you do that for? That was a perfectly good joint!"

The Puerto Rican replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."

Now, the American doesn't want to be upstaged, so he searches through his pockets but he can't find anything. He looks around for a moment, then grabs the Puerto Rican and throws him over the bridge.

The Russian exclaims, "What the hell did you do that for?"

The American replies, "There's plenty of that where I come from."

hi there everyone!! i'm back after my long business trip which started up screwy cause i almost lost my luggage but got it back just in time and now can't wait to see whats new up here in this site, god its good to be back!

yep, sorry everyone but i'll be out on business for 2 weeks and Hope there isn't any top movies I'll miss. Hope someone tells me any good ones when I return.

Love yah!!

F.D.

couldn't believe I been here for so long not to find out i'm finding songs I thought i never hear from video games suc has sonic and kirby! lol, wow!

oh yes...next joke!! lol! ^_^

Parrot
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One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.
Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid. The fine bird was finally his! As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the Auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can't talk!"

"Don't worry," said the Auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?"

What can we expect to see the NEW SMBZ #7? i'm hoping the same action as see on Smash Bros Melee clip and i was just awed by it?? ^_^

oh yeah, new joke of the day!!

ENJOY!!

Laundry Notes

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. So the next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"
Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "USE MORE PAPER ON REAR END!!!"

Little Johnny and the rat
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Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed.

Little Johnny asked curiously, "Whatcha doin', Dad?"

His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed."

Little Johnny replied, "Whatcha gonna do, screw him?"

What can I say, i love this website because it the ONLY place which i can see videos and hear musci from very talented people who aren't getting paid for their work. They do this out of either shear pleasure or shear bordom or a bit of both.
If I was rich, I would donate to the most talented artist who can keep me satisfied with the movie I want to see such as sequels to a story or the next best sand box MMOG.

If anyone who reads this and are either talented or just about to start the next best thing that i wish them the best of luck in their endeavors and never lose sight on goals.

Mai Majikina